Iraqi Tour

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Name: Shackster
Location: Ft Lee, VA

Wednesday, June 28, 2006

By the way,

do you know it is hotter than balls here today? I mean hot. Have you ever drunk something that was hooter than piss, like the soda that was on the porch all day? Here, you can literally drink something hotter than piss. If the human body is 98.6, the hottest that urine can get is 98.6. However, if it is over 120+ outside, and your bottle of water is sitting there acting like a solar collector on a Martian spacecraft, the water will be close to 120 making it hotter than piss. Let me tell you that it is not pleasant.


Tuesday, June 13, 2006



Happy Birthday to me!

Today started out great. I walked to my office and found my office door looking like this! Thanks to those soldiers of mine that did this! It was a good, hot day here. I also learned a new trick, one that I have been trying to learn for years. I learned how to do a wheelie on a wheel chair. I know, such a big accomplishment. I was so proud of myself; I had to show my commander!

No day is a good day for a death; however, I might make an exception for this. Last night, in the middle of the darkness, two men were implanting an IED in Iraq when, BAMM!, it goes off. One of the men dies instantly, while the other lay in the road for over 18 hours before being discovered. I saw this guys femur bone from the ball joint at the hip to what was left of it about a foot below being tossed into a plastic pail in our OR today. His body looked like a heap of ground beef. I was amazed how the team of surgeons knew what was what in the pile of stuff. There was the occasional fountain spewing artery here and there. There was a lot of blood on the floor, bloody surgical sponges all over the place, and the smell of gang green in the air. The team of surgeons and technicians worked liked a well oiled machine to save this man’s life. I asked if he would live, and the prognosis was not good-he lost a lot of blood, and the total amount of injuries was still not known. If he doesn’t make it, I might make the exception to agree to that!



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