Wow, it seems my Dog comments have stirred the pot. Let’s see if I can add a little gas to the fire:

Yes, I want a dog, with the doggy smell, the whining, the kennel problems, the vet bills, dog food messes, and every other negative thing you can think of. I also want a dog to play with; help teach responsibility to Molly, and some one to blame the barking spiders on. I also want the doggy kisses when I’m feeling sad, or when I am sick. I want to fight over the best seat in the living room with a dog. Heck, he might even win that one sometimes. I grew up always having at least one dog. We usually had two. I think Geocaching would be fun with a dog, as well as herding up Molly when it’s time for dinner. Besides, a cool dog like an Australian Shepherd will look so good in the Jeep. It is always about looking good now isn’t it?

No, I don’t want that mutant thing Stu has. He says it’s a dog. I think it is a biological warfare experiment gone awry. (I’m sorry Metro!) I don’t want Andy who is allergic to his own shadow. 1100 is not too early to drink beer if it is with a meal, like brunch. Alone, I think you would turn heads, but a good Weissen in the morning would be OK, I think. The Margarita is a little too salty for a morning drink. But if you are into girlie drinks, why don’t you put an umbrella in it? (Sorry Toby!)

Lately, I have been listening to Jimi Hendrix. It can be on the same level as Floyd. I can see a lot of medicinal similarities between the two! Speaking of which, we caught a soldier on a whiz quiz who had every kind of finer pharmaceutical product (that are usually made in a central American jungle, or an old tenement basement) in her system. I did not know that you could do all that and still have a pulse!?

Well, the dust is blowing, the sky is brown, and my lungs have about two pounds of sand and dust in them! I haven’t smoke a cigar in a week or two because of it. Why add crap to my lungs when there is all of Iraq in them already! We are on the downward slope to go home. We are all getting excited. I can’t wait to get home, and have real pollution in my lungs, not this natural sand stuff.